Jill Kargman's Journal

Hiya! Welcome to my tumblr thing. The word blog totally bugs me, but I'll just put up some pictures and stuff.

Aug 7
Good vanity plate for a dentist

Good vanity plate for a dentist
Posted at 12:41pm

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Aug 2
let’s teach our kids howta do art heists!!! Peeing.

let’s teach our kids howta do art heists!!! Peeing.
Posted at 6:07pm 1 note

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Jul 30
French pedicure. Disturbing.

French pedicure. Disturbing.
Posted at 1:54pm

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Jul 29
This is why you don’t sit on Starbucks upholstered furniture. Gross peeps’ BARE FEET

This is why you don’t sit on Starbucks upholstered furniture. Gross peeps’ BARE FEET
Posted at 8:47am

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Jul 13
Food Emporium can; so curious as to what prompted signage

Food Emporium can; so curious as to what prompted signage
Posted at 10:05am

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Jul 10
Storage Deluxe logo always makes me think of SNL’s “Dick In A Box.”

Storage Deluxe logo always makes me think of SNL’s “Dick In A Box.”
Posted at 7:57pm 1 note

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Jul 7
OH, NO THEY DZIH-IH! here I am at the DUANE READE SUSHI BAR! cause nothin says fresh fish like a pharmacy that sells ‘rhea medicine!

OH, NO THEY DZIH-IH! here I am at the DUANE READE SUSHI BAR! cause nothin says fresh fish like a pharmacy that sells ‘rhea medicine!
Posted at 1:26pm 1 note

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Jul 5
This trompe l’oeil moving truck back mindfucks me EVERY time!

This trompe l’oeil moving truck back mindfucks me EVERY time!
Posted at 9:46am

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Jul 4
Ahhhhhh, summer in White Plains

Ahhhhhh, summer in White Plains
Posted at 7:56am

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Jul 1

37!

I finally LOVE birthdays! So many well-wishes and it’s 8:00am! Thank you, Mark Zuckerberg!

Posted at 8:06am

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